100,000 Post Challenge ***NWS***

[Tnwagn]

Your mom is so fat she is on both sides of the family

[C91BLX7]

Your mom is so ugly shes fat

[foamypirate]

The President is on the line
As ninety-nine red balloons go by

[Tnwagn]

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her

[foamypirate]

Neun und neunzig Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister

[Tnwagn]

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, DAY-UM

[foamypirate]

Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute

[foamypirate]

Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht?

[Tnwagn]

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions

[foamypirate]

Daß es einmal so weit kommt
Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
Neunundneunzig Luftballons

[Tnwagn]

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code

[C91BLX7]

Your mom like a SUV, BIG, BLACK and enough room for 5 construction workers inside!

[foamypirate]

Yo momma so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.


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Ninety-nine dreams I have had
And every one a red balloon

[Tnwagn]

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball

[foamypirate]

It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
In the dust that was a city