100,000 Post Challenge ***NWS***

[Tnwagn]

Cute

[slick]

So, I am definitely enjoying my new Prelude sawblades, they look really nice on the CB. Not over the edge, but not boring like my old hubcaps where. They cleaned up pretty well too. Not a bad deal for $250 considering they came with almost new tires on them. I win.

12 or more posts in less than 10 minutes

[ACCORDianate]

wow 540 posts in like 8 hours.

[foamypirate]

I need to stop drinking soda. There are 4 1 liters in my garbage can and a huge 64 oz Double Gulp which I've refilled several times, all since Monday. I'm going to get a heart palpitation or something weird like that.

[foamypirate]

wow 540 posts in like 8 hours.

What can I say? I think I'm having a mental breakdown or something. I can just keep going and going and going, kinda like the energizer bunny, except I'm not fluffy and cute. I also don't carry a drum everywhere I go.

[foamypirate]

Wow...I just took off my watch, and man, do I have an awesome tan line or what. It's like somebody drew a stripe around my wrist with white-out. Incredible.

[foamypirate]

How do you hook up a vtec light? Har har...

[ACCORDianate]

What can I say? I think I'm having a mental breakdown or something. I can just keep going and going and going, kinda like the energizer bunny, except I'm not fluffy and cute. I also don't carry a drum everywhere I go.

Yes, but are you used to jump start UFOs or as a backup for a major grid failure?

[foamypirate]

So, where did the pirate go out for lunch?

Well, where else, but AAAAARbys!

I suck, I know.

[Tnwagn]

What can I say? I think I'm having a mental breakdown or something. I can just keep going and going and going, kinda like the energizer bunny, except I'm not fluffy and cute. I also don't carry a drum everywhere I go.

But other than that, you are the same person. Drink tons of water dude. Soda is for chumps

[foamypirate]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bar tender looks at him oddly, and says, "You realize there is a steering wheel in your pants, right?" So the pirate goes, "Aye, it drives me nuts!"

[foamypirate]

But other than that, you are the same person. Drink tons of water dude. Soda is for chumps

I've been trying to, I finally actually refilled some of my empty bottles, now they are getting chilly in the fridge. I'm actually drinking a bottle of water right now, except I used a gatorade bottle, so every time I go to take a drink, it kinda smells grapey.

[Tnwagn]

So, where did the pirate go out for lunch?

Well, where else, but AAAAARbys!

I suck, I know.

Dear lord. Lol

[Tnwagn]

I've been trying to, I finally actually refilled some of my empty bottles, now they are getting chilly in the fridge. I'm actually drinking a bottle of water right now, except I used a gatorade bottle, so every time I go to take a drink, it kinda smells grapey.

HELL YEAH! Old school gatorade bottles FTW.

[ACCORDianate]

So the new ensign on the pirate ship walks up to the captain, who seemed confused, and noticed the ship's wheel attached to the captain's crank.

'Hey what's with the ship's wheel on your tallywhacker?' asked the ensign.

The pirate captain replied back to the ensign: 'ARRR its drivin me nuts!'