100,000 Post Challenge ***NWS***

[C91BLX7]

I turned away because I thought you were the problem
Tried to forget until I hit the bottom

[foamypirate]

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

[C91BLX7]

But when I faced you in my blank confusion
I realized you weren't wrong, it was a mere illusion

[C91BLX7]

It really didn't make sense
Just to leave this unresolved

[foamypirate]

big cocks rock my socks

wait.....what?


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I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

[C91BLX7]

It's not hard to go the distance
when you finally get involved face to face

[foamypirate]

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

[C91BLX7]

Tnwagn   	445
foamypirate 	289
C91BLX7 	249

Top three

[foamypirate]

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

[foamypirate]

289 is the size of the motor in one of the 60's era Mustangs...blargh.


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I sued Ben Affleck
...
Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

[C91BLX7]

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

[foamypirate]

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

[C91BLX7]

Work it
Make it

[foamypirate]

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Oh god no...



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I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

[C91BLX7]

Do it
Makes us