Things that make you go MMMMMM

[Gemini]

I did the math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid he $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney,s fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But........

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41 + million)

Value-added benefit : A 22 year old hot baben no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability ti put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

[foamypirate]

I look at the companionship aspect of a relationship more seriously than I do the "pleasure object."

I'd rather pay once, and have someone to cook my lazy ass some food, and get a little pleasure a few times a week.

[JoshM]

Wow, way to put things in perspective.


I'd MUCH rather rent....

[JoshM]

I look at the companionship aspect of a relationship more seriously than I do the "pleasure object."

CB7Tuner's Official Heart throb.

[Catch-22]

I look at the companionship aspect of a relationship more seriously than I do the "pleasure object."

I'd rather pay once, and have someone to cook my lazy ass some food, and get a little pleasure a few times a week.

lol....but how much companionship can there be if she asked for 49$ million after 5 years? somehow I'm not seeing the love there.


RENTING FTW!

....good analysis btw

[foamypirate]

Well, I don't exactly have 49 million to give to anyone.

[Catch-22]

lol....good point

I feel like the only girl that would have a relationship with me for my money is my car....because she's the only one who seems to get any of it

[FDAccord]

I did the math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid he $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney,s fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But........

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41 + million)

Value-added benefit : A 22 year old hot baben no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability ti put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?

ROFL i'm not even gonna start on you gemini. You ALREADY KNOW.

[Gemini]

ROFL i'm not even gonna start on you gemini. You ALREADY KNOW.

LOL......whats crackin' my Cambodian homie?
You already know im crazy bro but unfortunately i didnt write this(well i had to type it on my moto Q) but I do agree 100% in this case.

[mcdizzle]

lol....but how much companionship can there be if she asked for 49$ million after 5 years? somehow I'm not seeing the love there.


RENTING FTW!

....good analysis btw

putting it that way, sounds like she was renting him.....lol

[sackingz123]

so i guess those craiglist hoes are a good deal then

[Catch-22]

so i guess those craiglist hoes are a good deal then

lol.....yeah dude, pretty much anything is better than a girl who charges $26,849 a lay! you could hire a fleet of craigslist hookers for that much...

[FDAccord]

LOL......whats crackin' my Cambodian homie?
You already know im crazy bro but unfortunately i didnt write this(well i had to type it on my moto Q) but I do agree 100% in this case.

yeah you'd owe 49 million plus the 7.3 million.

[NAiL05]

I go MMMM between some titties.

[MikeW]

Nelson....you motor boatin' son-of-a-bitch

Dean, good break down. Good toss up though...$26k per lay or spend it elsewhere...