i dont understand..

[wed3k]

i was driving today and i was trying to find a parking spot.so i pull into the lot and these women are walking in the middle of the road hella slowly and chit chatting.then one of them decides to stop in the middle of the road to find something in her purse.

so i toot them...

then she goes, "ARE U JOKING ME?!?!?!?!"
then i put my hands up like, "WTF are u doing " and yell, "get the fuck off the road..."

they give me the dirtiest looks and i decided it wouldnt be wise to park in that lot since they might do something to imy car becuz they are white rich bitches.

happened another time in downtown when a couple ppl decide to pet the dog oin the middle of the crosswalk and i yelled some profanity at them but they didnt bother to care or listen cuz they are some fuckin stupid asses and all they care about is themselves. hella inconsiderate.

[VRDrvr]

I just pull up REALLY close until they hear the hiss from my intake then they look back, and as I pass I either throw something at them or shake my head in utter disbelief I just witnessed seemingly normal people have the IQ of a wet paper bag

[93accord2dr]

I usually just run people over if they do that.

[k-mart]

i love it when people think the world revolves around them only

[GrayCar]

Originally posted by k-mart
i love it when people think the world revolves around them only

It doesn't?

[M3kamikaze]

Pull up as close as you can without hitting them
Slam your fist on the horn and keep it honking until they move.

OR

Drive to the side of them and open either the driver's side or passenger's side door when you go by so you can nail them face first into the concrete.

[texasvtak]

I had a bimbo in a new Eclipse (riceboxes..the lot of them) tell me to fuck off today. And it was for me honking at her for standing(car standing ) in A PARKING LOT for 2 MINUTES... some people.

[wed3k]

this was in burlingame where a bunch of rich white bitches live and all they care about is themselves. fuckin bitch.

[JDMcb7]

I usually let my exhaust do the talking for me. The old fuckers around here get right out of the way

[wed3k]

Originally posted by JDMcb7
I usually let my exhaust do the talking for me. The old fuckers around here get right out of the way

lol, i should rev and scream at them.

[93accord2dr]

So I was driving down college avenue (main drag of downtown), and with all students being back, it's fucking nuts.

So this one old lady decides to stop at a crosswalk (there is no light or stop sign), we wait for about 5 min. Then some little rent-a-cop comes over and starts to lecture the old lady on why you shouldn't let people cross.

Now that is pissing me off. I start swearing like crazy at the rent-a-cop, then blast my fucking music.

This aint workin', so I start honking, and btw I love the two button horn, it makes it so easy to do a rapid fire of your horn.

This finally works, as the fat fuck stops talking and stares at me. What do I do? I flip him the bird and yell, "what the hell is wrong with you, you fucking retard?!"

So then I lay down some rubber, and do a burnout right in front of him.

[JDMcb7]

Originally posted by 93accord2dr
So I was driving down college avenue (main drag of downtown), and with all students being back, it's fucking nuts.

So this one old lady decides to stop at a crosswalk (there is no light or stop sign), we wait for about 5 min. Then some little rent-a-cop comes over and starts to lecture the old lady on why you shouldn't let people cross.

Now that is pissing me off. I start swearing like crazy at the rent-a-cop, then blast my fucking music.

This aint workin', so I start honking, and btw I love the two button horn, it makes it so easy to do a rapid fire of your horn.

This finally works, as the fat fuck stops talking and stares at me. What do I do? I flip him the bird and yell, "what the hell is wrong with you, you fucking retard?!"

So then I lay down some rubber, and do a burnout right in front of him.

Nothing pisses me off more than people acting like fucking tools in the middle of the road

[br0nx finest]

you guys don't understand.

can you imagine how much i hate taxis? i hate them enough to tote a mini bat, boxcutter, and club (steering wheel lock thingy) in case they ever (god please forbid) hit my car.

one time, a taxi cut me off in manhattan, and in order to avoid him hitting me, i had to swerve to the left. then there was a double parked ice cream delievery truck, them big shits, so i had to slow down and cut right to avoid hitting his bumper guard (big ass thick metal thingy). so at the next light, i tell my girl to lean back, and throw a open big gulp of sprite at him and peeling (however little you can with a autotragic) off so he doesn't catch my plates.

[wed3k]

Originally posted by br0nx finest
you guys don't understand.

can you imagine how much i hate taxis? i hate them enough to tote a mini bat, boxcutter, and club (steering wheel lock thingy) in case they ever (god please forbid) hit my car.

one time, a taxi cut me off in manhattan, and in order to avoid him hitting me, i had to swerve to the left. then there was a double parked ice cream delievery truck, them big shits, so i had to slow down and cut right to avoid hitting his bumper guard (big ass thick metal thingy). so at the next light, i tell my girl to lean back, and throw a open big gulp of sprite at him and peeling (however little you can with a autotragic) off so he doesn't catch my plates.

LOL...

the other night i was hella frustrated from work and when i went home i didnt bother yielding for traffic so i decided to go for it and this guy in a golf starts like honking at me and giving me dirty looks, so while he's giving me dirty looks im reving at him...

"ill show you!"

i go slow and crank the wheel left and hammer it and im spinnign the tires int eh middle of the street in the shopping center...then it grips and oversteers and i was about an inch from hitting the curb, lol.

i shouldnt do that anymore since my cv boot is ripped.

[h22sparkle]

I was in downtown brooklyn the day before yesterday . I couldnt help but notice some people walkin behind my car that wouldnt move when i was backin up into the pay for parkin lot. So then i mosey on in and they just stop and talk im like wtf im honkin they look like whatever,so then i revved into vtec they jumped out the way and pulled it to the side like yup smiling and whatnot.

Then i saw 2 old ladies crossin the street and .0 miles an hour site seeing i waited and then as they gave me a dirty look i peeled out all front tires spining smoking down the block with one head out the window seat cocked back for comfort yelling i cant stop. LOL should have see people running out the way.