"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."
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i remember when he died and i watched his stand up special...I remeber that joke.he deffinatly left an impression on me cause he was so different.Very funny dude...People I have dealt with in this board- Smseagren83,d112crzy, Idrivealude, aznpnoyracer, wed3k, dinertime, HF22T, MRX, Dc2lewd, yeamans17, bruno8747, tn_accords, king james, starchland, yardiexd40
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Originally posted by DarkShadow707The world needs to be reset.
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Cant say ive ever heard of him, but man, he sounds like he was a funny guy!
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Originally posted by JarrettIs there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?
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