jokes.

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

tell ur best one.


1. how do you no when your to drunk to drive.


































when you swarve to miss a tree. and relize it your air frishioner.

[Cb7GHOST]

lol

your momma's so fat, when she goes to the buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

haha that good man.



why does peter pan alwas fly







couse he can never never land.

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

any one

[verothacamaro]

horse walks into a bar

bartender asks "hey why the long face?"

[skilzz]

ok the king invites three guys over to his palace, Pedro, Tuyung and Malcolm.
the king say"who ever sexually please my daughter and come out with their penis intact, will marry my daughter and become king."
Pedro is the first of the three to take on the princess but after 30 seconds comes screaming out of the room covered in blood and no cock.
Tuyung was next but the same thing happened to him.
Malcolm was next, after 30 minutes the king was very surprised because his daughter was moaning with pleasure the entire time.
When the princess came frm her room she was happier than ever. the king goes over to have a brief chat with Malcolm. "how did you do it?" Malcolm .
For the rest of his life all Malcolm can do is speak sign language. WAT MALCOLM DID IS STILL A SECRET TO THIS DAY!

[MikeW]

Naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and 2-foot salami under the other. Lady sets the poodle down on the bar and the bartender says, " i suppose you won't be needing a drink..?"


...i dont know the rest. 'The Breakfast Club' owns me.


My funniest joke....lets see...

Blonde driving a car down the road, sees another blonde in a cornfield, rowing a boat. She pulls over, and goes over the edge fo the field, and yells to the blonde in the boat, "What the hell are you doing?!"

""I'm stuck out here. I'm trying to get out of this field."

the other blonde says, "Well, if i knew how, I'd swim out there and save you..."

[wed3k]

how many ethopians fit in a volkswagon?

[stewie]

when does a black man become a ******?































as soon as he leaves the room!

sorry if anyone takes offence....i found this one funny...

[mozzandherb]

Two martians land on earth and the first thing they see is a gas station.
So the bigger martian walks up to the gas pump and says "take me to your leader, or I will kill you". The gas pump being a gas pump doesnt respond and the smaller martian says to the bigger one "dont fuck with him man, he looks like a bad dude".
The bigger martian ignores the smaller one and says to the gas pump "take me to your leader now, or I will kill you!". Again no response. And the smaller martian again warns his friend "dont fuck with him man, he looks like a bad dude".
The big martian ignores the smaller one and says to the pump "o.k I'll give you to the count of 3, take me to your leader now or else I'm going to shoot you!". No response. The big martian counts "3, 2, 1" and he shoots!
BANG!! A huge explosion, the two martians go flying. The get up shake it off and the big martian says to the smaller one "that was one bad dude, how did you know?"
And the smaller martian answers "anyone who can wrap their dick around their head three times and then stick it in their ear has got to be a bad motherfucker!"