i think my cb is an magnet for getting attacked

[xx93accordxx]

ok so about 6 months ago someone covered my car in shaving cream and chocolate
didnt hurt the paint
then someone backed into my fender twice


and friday night someone egged it
only one egg hit my car the rest hit our aluminum boat.
well luckily no paint damage

what the hell is up with people

[MikeW]

Mines been getting attacked by Robins(the bird).

The last few days ive been going out to my car and theres been birdshit on my PS mirror. I finally caught one sitting on the mirror, and it almost looks like it was looking at itself in the glass...

Its a different kind of attack, but an attack nonetheless.

[npor]

i think somebody doesn't like you.

[xx93accordxx]

yea i think its my gf's friend

[Leung]

i'd put a camera on it when you're parked at home. As a matter in fact, i think i'm going to invest in a good paintball gun.

[C91BLX7]

Grab a sinper riffle, find a high point, grab some binoculars, and lots of caffine.

Then wait.

[Leung]

Grab a sinper riffle, find a high point, grab some binoculars, and lots of caffine.

Then wait.

i can't shoot straight when i'm all twitchy.

i'd say grab a bunch of B vitamins.

[xx93accordxx]

ill train my dog to watch my car
haha he might hump them to death

[F22HB]

Thats what you get for actualy caring about your car. Just don't act like you care about it,lol. I think you could always invest in a nice sniper rifle. pwnin bishes.

[MadSpleen85]

Grab a sinper riffle, find a high point, grab some binoculars, and lots of caffine.

Then wait.

dont forget ammo.

[Ralphie]

No dont ever act like you dont care about iT!!!

Before i moved to NY, i cared for it up and down....and nothing happend.

Since i moved to NY, i have had my focus elsewhere and i hit a wall and had my centercaps stolen.

Coincidence...maybe but who the fuck cares im drinking a fucking Pepsi bitches.

[MikeW]

Just hit up 2.2 Azul. She's a sniper. Or at least was.

Or Ben(phempa). He owns tons of guns. AND he's not afriad to use em.



I need to invest in a slingshot or plastic pellet gun. Fucking Birds...

[wed3k]

im lucky, no one fucks with my car on my street. you have to tell them who's boss.

[h22sparkle]

did you snipe the coochie bro and then went with the other chick that could be it maybe thats why shes mad. Or did you fuck her friend to get to her, You probably stole her best friend thats why shes tight right now about it and is taking it out on your ride. careful next thing you know itll be your window and more

[xx93accordxx]

well atleast if it is my window or anything else my alarm will go off