Defend Yourself!!

[Gemini]

I would take off my belt and whoop his ass with my heavy ass belt buckle then give the 1, 2 combo , kick him in the nuts and then a elbow to the back of the neck or head

[jennaccord_210]

id shit my pants, and take that shit and throw it at him.

bahahahaha ... made me lol

[NAiL05]

id shit my pants, and take that shit and throw it at him.

poo flinger.

[MikeW]

Who flung poo

[jennaccord_210]

dont monkeys fling poo .... lol

well if that were me ... i think id would use the toilet brush to rub my shit in thier face then stick the plunger up their ass for fking with me ....

thats how i roll

[MikeW]

Thought about this thread the other day. Figured id bump it, lol.

[texasvtak]

Stand up.
Resume pissing.
????
Profit.

[Johnz826]

Take my poo rubb it in his eyes, then shove his head into the toilet bowl with a couple flushes. Pink eye anyone???

[MikeW]

Stand up.
Resume pissing.
????
Profit.

Do you think that would deter them?

[ibr_adam09]

I would use nothing. Just trip him, hold him down and keep bashing his face into the tile floor or wall.

[npor]

It's a trick question. The guy has a gun and is shooting it through the doors.

He also has hands made out of woodchippers. He will destroy both the toilet brush and the plunger.

[MikeW]

Quite the imagination there, lol.

If he has woodchippers for hands, how is he shooting a gun?

[MikeW]

If it were that kind of toilet, id grab the lid to the tank. Smash a guy in the face with that and he'd drop like a fucking rock.

[Makaveli2k]

Start masterbating and stare right into his eyes with my "crazy eyes" while doing so.

while he's completely discombobulated at what is happening I'll charge at him hopefully knocking him to the floor and run out of the washroom.

[DJ metadelic]

Shoot an explosive valcanic shit in their general direction...