Defend Yourself!!

[MikeW]

Ok...

You're in a public bathroom. 1 stall, 5 stalls--doesnt matter. You hear the door creak and someone comes in, and theyre looking for YOU!

As they approach the door to the stall, you look around for any possible weapon...ANYTHING!!

And you only find 2 choices:
A nasty, old toilet brush...

-OR-

The Plunger...


What do you do?!

[Brad92accord]

hahah the brush..easier to swing with...andy u could dip it in the water filled with crap and get it all over the people hahahaa

[Dark_Accord]

plunger it has a wood handel so it could hurt someone more

[mayberry]

I have my dick in my hand, thats obviously the useful weapon in the room. I'll blind him with my super stream of beer piss.

[MikeW]

Eric..

I chose the plunger for the same reason. Better chance of it having a wooden handle. Couldnt do much with the plunger, but break off that handle and i gots me a decent stabbing weapon.




:EDIT: Eric, i think that might apply as "packing heat"

[MikeW]

Break yo'self fools!

Someones coming for ya and they about to throwdown! How will you go down?

[Father Time]

I would choose the plunger, snap off the end and when he came near my stall, I would slide out from under it and stab him with it in the thigh or foot sweep him and stab him in the armpit then grab the toilet brush and shove it up his ass! Then piss on him.

[NAiL05]

I would use the brush. Slather my shit in his face and go from there. Then after that I would get the plunger. See I use both.

[MikeW]

I shouldve included "The Floater I Just Dumped" in the poll

[NAiL05]

well if your in the shitter most likely your takin a phat shit or all the urinals are taken. Either way your winning with puttin your shit in there face.

[MikeW]

Yeah.

Or like Eric said, waggle yer dick at em. Piss on em. Whatever. Evil or not..no one likes to get pissed on.

[Phempa]

I think you know what I voted.

[UrDoneSRH]

does my butterfly knife i carry at all times count as well?

[wed3k]

i cut that motherfucker's throat with my craftsman box cutter

[visualpoet]

I'm going to let them get partway in the stall, kick the door shut on them, hopefully breaking their arm, jam the shit covered brush in their eye and then start beating them with the plunger handle, philippino stick fighter style! When they go down, I'll finish taking my dump and wipe my ass with their shirt. I mean, how impolite; let me finish taking a crap. It's inconvenient to kick someone's ass with your pants down.