crazy question

[youngJAY]

i was at skool 2day and one of my classmates randomly asked me this question so i thought i would post it and see what u guys say.

the question was:

would you rather piss out a marble, or shit out a softball?

[d112crzy]

softball. I swear I've done it before. It sure felt like it anyways.

[Dinner_Time]

Softball.

[MikeW]

Kidney stones can = small marbles.

x2 on what d112 said...i swear ive had some massive plunkers...needed plunger assistance, multiple flushes and everything

But, yeah...id rather shit a softball.

With the right amount of time, it can be done. The sphincter is a muscle, it can stretch. To a certain degree, the penis is not.

[JoshM]

With the right amount of time, it can be done. The sphincter is a muscle, it can stretch. To a certain degree, the penis is not.

word.

[zack_odom]

LOL wtf were you two doing when that question came up?
He ate alot of pizza and had kidney stones?
Shitting out a softball would tear your ass...
And Pissing out a marble WOULD FUCKING HURT!
I need my penis alot more than I need my ass...

[youngJAY]

LOL wtf were you two doing when that question came up?
He ate alot of pizza and had kidney stones?
Shitting out a softball would tear your ass...
And Pissing out a marble WOULD FUCKING HURT!
I need my penis alot more than I need my ass...

lmfao...we were bored as hell in history class.....i think he was a little high as well

[PowderedMilkMan]

Marble for sure, there is no way I could pass a soft ball, those things are massive. Kidney stone are jagged at scratchy a marble is really smooth glass.

[MikeW]

MilkMan, you're crazy...

The sphincter(your asshole) is a muscle. It has the capability to stretch to great sizes and then return to its original size. (trust me..if youve seenenough porn, you'll know) the urethra(your pee-hole) is not meant to stretch much farhter than its original size.

I wouldnt wanna pee a kidney stone, (nor a marble) but kidney stones, that i know of, usually wont get as big as a marble. If they do, hopefully the Dr's will choose to surgically remove them. Ive never shit a softball, but i swear, ive had dumped some huge masses.

Sphincter = muscle
Urethra = not

[d112crzy]

speaking of shit. I'm currently taking one as I type.

I swear to god I'm giving birth to a fucking baby. my ass hurts! I'm fucking sweating.

[ExplodingCake]

You lack fiber lol..

[d112crzy]

fiber...what contains fiber? I've eaten a lot of beef and chicken this entire week.

[zack_odom]

Sphincter = muscle
Urethra = not RAWWWFLE!!!!
Also, Meats contain almost no fiber. Protein/fat mostly....
Wheaties....Apples....Uhhhh...Bran Muffins...
Go for that stuff with da fyba!

[blizzard335]

shitting marbles FTW! the small round types

softballs are soft, right? hence the name, softballs

[foamypirate]

Soft? No, not really.

Definitely choosing the softball over here though.