ideas to get revenge on an annoying neighbor

[Losiracer2]

Okay, here's the deal. I went over to my friends house tonight to help him install some wheels and tires on his car. They're college aged kids so there's about 4-5 cars in front of the house. I parked in the street in front of his driveway so i wouldn't block him when he'd have to get out. Later on, when we go out to get some pizza we ordered, I see this parking ticket on my car.

FYI: this is a residential neighborhood, NO cops EVER patrol these streets giving out 29 dollar parking tickets, EVER. This isn't some downtown parking lot w/ meters that expire, its a quiet neighborhood in a suburban area.

I get this ticket for parking w/in 18inches of a driveway. This driveway is my friend's driveway. Fucking Bullshit. There's this neighbor across the street that constantly harasses my friends and calls the cops on them for stupid shit.

What can I do to harass and bother the shit outta him. At least for this one time? Give me all your ideas....Nothing that will get me busted for federal crimes or destruction of property. Just something really annoying. I'm so furious...I just went over there to help a friend install some car parts and get this fucking ticket on my windshield.

[CB7_213]

play some loud ass gangsta music and drink 40's in ur friends patio then throw the bottles on his lawn lmao..

[xkjnboix]

but thats just me ^__^ lol

monitor them and call the cops on them for petty reasons. when they slip up. bust them

if u take Styrofoam like ALOT OF IT. and crush it up in to their smallest form ( the little beads ) then dump a truck load of it on their lawn at night. and they wont beable to get rid of it for months. cutting grass doesnt work. vacuum doesnt work. NOTHING. they will be stuck and no way to prove who did it.

( i googled this link ) http://boredtohell.com/bored-pranks-...-your-neighbor

[Losiracer2]

well i don't technically live there, or at my friends house which is across the street. I just came over to help him put wheels/tires on. I'm so fucking pissed, 29 dollars for parking in front of his house? who the hell calls the cops on that?

[ric3rboi23]

sneak into their house and butter the floors, steal the batteries out of all the remotes, and put mayonnaise in their milk then leave it out.

[sunburn]

flaming dog poo ftw

[slammed4thgen]

flaming dog poo ftw

x2.

[evil_demon_01]

I own my house, and honestly if I park across my own driveway I would get a ticket too.
The law states "X" distance from either side of the driveway not just to stop you from blocking others from their own driveways.
But also so that in an emergency, Fire fighters / Police / Ambulance have clear access to / from the driveway (I.e enough space for them to park there if needed)

[accordztech]

go on his lawn do a quick burnout then go home and wash ur car.

laugh at him and then put a potato in his muffler lol

put superglue on his key cylinders

take a shit on his lawn.

the littlest things usually will be perfect!

BUT this is just priceless! hahahha

[xkjnboix]

u could take their plate of their cars ( which im pretty sure is illegal ) if they park outside and then make them have to go wait in the long ass dmv lines. and then like a week or so later just randomly place the plate on their lawn. of course wear gloves for no fingerprints. that would make my day haha.

or u could devaulve their tires with a little cheap tool from walmart then replace the vaulve but dont tighten it all the way.

throw an egg at their door at night and in the morning it will reak. do this about every other day and everytime u c them walk in and out their house u can just laugh at the horrible smell they have to withstand.

i like the burn out on their lawn idea but use a buddies truck that he doesnt care about and have the pressure washer handy.

[buckysaccord93]

shoot his dog...

HAHA just messin.. saw it on a movie once they said to use it as a prank

[Shag Wagon]

I got a similar situation over here. One day my friend was parked about a foot over my property line onto my neighbors property. Bitch called the po po. The next day just to piss her ass off I parked my car on my side of the street just barely on her side of the street. She still called the cops and they said they cant do anything about it. Hell they said they wasnt going to do anything about it the first time because its a public road and I can pretty much park where I want as long as I dont block a driveway.

So then a week later her son is outside conducting the cul de sac 500 on his fucking little motorized mini bike. There is a strict ordinance for recreational vehicles on public roads in my hood. I have been busted on my dirt bike when I rode it to the store. So anyways I called the po po and he showed up while the boy is doing circles on that damn mini bike. Man I hauled ass outside and complained like a bitchy old lady and that stupid bitch was boiling sitting there! I mean she was ready to sit on my ass. When the cop left I told her that the next time she fucked with me that she was going to regret it. And her fidget ass husband wanted to get in my face and I was like cuzz I will beat you like a red headed step child so u better go climb back in your tree you beastly little keebler elf!



Get lots of eggs. Ones that I have been out in the sun for about 2 days. Or make a smelly stink bomb concoction and spread it all over his porch. THAT will reek to high hell and be some good revenge.

[Brandoncb7]

I tried replying to this thread but everytime I was typing something it had to do with destruction of property and you said you didn't want that lol.

[deevergote]

When I thought my neighbors were calling the cops on me (not sure if they were... I think there's just a dick cop in my town that has it out for me...) I planned on mowing the lawn as early as possible, within noise regulations. Like, if I can make noise at 8am, I'd mow at 8am.

[MikeW]

Park perpindicular the curb.

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