pooping footlong turds

[slammed4thgen]

does anyone else release these beasts?

i pooped a footlong earlier and it floated?!?!?! where is the physics of life on that one?

it must of displaced enough water that it floated like a ship


anywho, i was telling someone about one time that i pooped...here is the story.

true story...i pooped once and had no clue how big it was but i felt like this one turd kept going and going.

i pinched it off and felt something tap my sack, and it was the turd.

it was so long that it went all the way down the hole and up out of the water enough to touch my ball sack on its way from my ass to its watery grave!!

is that not the baddest turd youve ever heard of?


i felt like a new man.




anyone else poop these things?

[I<3mycb7]

wow.......

[crusto2k3]

does anyone else release these beasts?

i pooped a footlong earlier and it floated?!?!?! where is the physics of life on that one?

it must of displaced enough water that it floated like a ship


anywho, i was telling someone about one time that i pooped...here is the story.

true story...i pooped once and had no clue how big it was but i felt like this one turd kept going and going.

i pinched it off and felt something tap my sack, and it was the turd.

it was so long that it went all the way down the hole and up out of the water enough to touch my ball sack on its way from my ass to its watery grave!!

is that not the baddest turd youve ever heard of?


i felt like a new man.




anyone else poop these things?

and i thought dinosaurs were extinct!!

one time my 6 year old nephew got me to show me his huge turd...must've what you're describing...i had never seen such a big turd! I asked him..."did you make that?"...and he looked at me and smiled and nodded...it was classic

[drummersteve7]

I shat one time and it was half green / half brown.

not horizontal but like how you would split a hot dog.

fucking gross conversation!

[slammed4thgen]

I shat one time and it was half green / half brown.

not horizontal but like how you would split a hot dog.

fucking gross conversation!

lmfao! ive had some like that, but not that color combo.

[slammed4thgen]

and i thought dinosaurs were extinct!!

one time my 6 year old nephew got me to show me his huge turd...must've what you're describing...i had never seen such a big turd! I asked him..."did you make that?"...and he looked at me and smiled and nodded...it was classic

my cousins poop big too, like big enough they should need stitches lol.

[crusto2k3]

lmfao! ive had some like that, but not that color combo.

Grape Crush does weird things to poop too.

[MikeW]

I shat one time and it was half green / half brown.
not horizontal but like how you would split a hot dog.
fucking gross conversation!

wow....

Grape Crush does weird things to poop too.

Dood! Years ago, BK had these "spooky" icee type drinks for halloween; i got a purple one. It turned my shit NEON GREEN. I shit you not! Literally, lol.

And WTF, Jake?!? $5 footlongs?

[MikeW]

Oh, and im sigging this; "i pinched it off and felt something tap my sack, and it was the turd.
"

[slammed4thgen]

Oh, and im sigging this; "i pinched it off and felt something tap my sack, and it was the turd.
"

lol

5
5 dollar

im 100% serious too, ill get some pics of these things.

[Brandoncb7]

it was so long that it went all the way down the hole and up out of the water enough to touch my ball sack on its way from my ass to its watery grave!!is that not the baddest turd youve ever heard of?i felt like a new man.

WOW is right lol.

EDIT: This is why your car is damn low.

[MikeW]

I dunno about footlong, but ive had some big'uns. Like "OMG my asshole is ripping open!!" big....

[slammed4thgen]

EDIT: This is why your car is damn low.

lol cause i have 5 feet of poop in me
the wife tells me i need to go get colonics treatments because i smell so badly all the time.

any of the people who hang with me will tell you, i call it releasing death.

the plague.

[MikeW]

Exactly, you need a nice, refreshing colonic.

[AstroVannin]

whatever Jake.. for me its a fact of life.... I drop those bitches like its mu fukkin JOB.

Serious though... my favorite is the "battleship". the one that can support its own weight when the water drains around its and its left suspended above the hole. then you have to break it up with the plunger just to get it to fuck off.

Or the ones that go straight down and stick out of the water like a flag pole.